It takes dick, not dumbbells (and orgasms), to make girls thin

Friend girl, I'm not just sharing my boyfriend with you, I'm sharing his sperm

I gave her a rimming, but I didn't think she would reciprocate. It's love

Okay, customer, I'll give it to you 🍆 But if you don't buy it, the police will turn you in 🤬

Checkout is only through the receptionist's pussy - I'm on my way out

What a bummer! I'm cheating with a friend, and my husband comes home and he burns us

I'm a hotel receptionist, I solve all problems with my pussy

I called a whore, and my sister came and wouldn't give it to me - suck it, or I'll give it to my mom

She says she's not like that and she doesn't suck the movers, but her dick is already in her hand

Yeah, blackmail. I just really wanted to fuck my sister. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Diane, what are you doing down south? It's New Year's Eve and we're looking forward to a new year

Is that even legal? She came naked and gave her brother a boner

My nephew promised to help me relax and he came in my pussy

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

She enlarged her tits and showed them to her brother - he appreciated it, but he dumped them in his mouth

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

I was looking for a T-shirt and found a big dick — I couldn't get past it

He's cute 🤤 But she'd rather be doing her job than giving herself to a coach

Am I some kind of joke to you, bro? I won't suck you off (will 😅)

You say you like anal? So hold the black dick, but don't scream

Sister, yes, I peeped at you, but that's no reason to fuck me

Well, how did you want it? If you like to ride, you like to suck your brother's dick, too

She'd let me touch her tits for free, but she'd let me cum inside for a donation

My wife turned away, and I had already stuck my dick in her friend